Oprah Wifrey goes to her therapist to talk out her excitment about Obama getting elected. When she gets in his office, he tells her the first thing she needs to do is to strip down naked. Trusting her long time therapist, she does as she is told.
The therapist then tells her to get down on all fours and crawl in front of the window. Still trusting him, she does as she is told. He then tells her to crawl next to the bookshelf. Now Oprah is getting mad and she asks, "What the hell does this have to do with my therapy?"

The therapist says, "Absolutley nothing! I'm buying a new leather couch and I wanted to see where I should put it."