A young man hired by a supermarket reported for
his first day of work. The manager greeted him
with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him
a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep
out the store."

"But I am a college graduate," the young man
replied indignantly.

"Oh, I am sorry. I did not know that," said the
manager. "Here, give me the broom and I will
show you how to use it!"