You might be a redneck if...

your family tree looks like this:


_______Mother+Father____
Son_________________Daughter
_______Mother+Father____
Son_________________Daughter
_______Mother+Father____
Son_________________Daughter
_______Mother+Father____
Son_________________Daughter
_______Mother+Father____
Son_________________Daughter
_______Mother+Father____
Son_________________Daughter
_______Mother+Father____
Son_________________Daughter
_______Mother+Father____
Son_________________Daughter


and so on...