An elderly Irish man walking down the street spots a young lad of about 10 years of age crying by the side of the road, so he approaches the boy and asks "whats the matter lad?". The young boy replies, "my ma and da have just been killed in a car crash"... Shocked and saddened the elderly man says "wait here I'll go get the local priest". As he goes to run off the wee boy shouts "sure don't bother, sex is the last thing on my mind right now"