3 men died and were on their way to heaven. They rang the doorbell and St. Peter answered.
"I'm sorry guys, but we're full right now and we can't take anymore people in."
The 3 men begged him to let them in so St. Peter made them a deal.
"Whoever has the best death story will enter heaven."
They agree and the 1st guy begins to tell his story.
" I have been suspecting my wife of cheating so I come home early from work. She answered the door naked so I was furious and began looking for the guy. I checked everywhere and nothing. Then I heard some noise at the balcony and sure enough he was hanging there. I grabbed the bat and began beating him with it. He fell 7 stories and LIVED!! I went to the kitchen and pushed the fridge on top of him. I realized that I forgot to let go of the fridge so I died."
St. Peter said "That was ok, but I think you got a better one."
The 2nd guy begins his story
" I was washing some widows on the 8th story of a building when I suddenly fell. Luckily, I grabbed a ledge on the 7th floor. Suddenly, a man with a bat came out and began hitting me with it. I fell and somehow i lived. When i looked up, I see the same moron falling with a fridge on me."
St. Peter laughed and said" That's better, how about you? What's your story?"
The 3rd guy response is "Imagine being naked in a fridge."