A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him 'My name is Carmen,' she told him. 'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, ' Is it a family name?' 'No,' she
replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most cars and men. 'What's your name?' she asked. He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf