A guy goes to hell The devil says to him "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.

The man thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and he could drink coffee.

The man entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind him, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."