One day at a perfect party, a perfect man meets a perfect woman. They start to date, and after 2 perfect years they have the perfect wedding followed by the perfect honeymoon. They then have 2 perfect kids 1 perfect boy and 1 perfect girl. One day while out shopping for a perfect Christmas, as they drive down the road in there perfect car they spot Santa Clause standing by the side of the road, so they pick him up and offer him a lift. A little further down the road they crash and only one person survives.

Who you ask? The perfect man of course.

The other 2 aren't real...