A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her
6th grade class one day.

It was a large assignment so she started writing high
up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from
one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and
asked, "What's so funny, Pat?"

"I just saw one of your garters!"

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to
see you for three days!"

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she
had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to
the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an
even louder giggle from another male student.

She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"

"I just saw both of your garters!"

Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time
the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you
for three weeks!"

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when
she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it
up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another
male student.

She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the
classroom. "Where do you think you're going?" she asks.

"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"