Three naked men in a sauna, An American, Japanese and an Irishman.
They heard a beeping sound, The American touches his arm and says "thats my pager, i have a microchip under my skin"
Next a phone rings and the Japanese man lifts his palm to his ear, he says "I have a microchip in my hand"
The Irishman is feeling very low tech so went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his bottom! He says " Oh jayssus, would you look at that, I,m getting a fax!"