A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge
Quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you
Are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says, "I live in a three-
Story house." The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What
Is the big deal about a three-story house?" The man answers, "Well
Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the second story is ...'
It's that time of the month."... And the third story is, ..." NO?
We'll wake the children. ".