A traveling salesman's car breaks down on a farm land road, the salesman walks to the only farm in view and knocks at the door. A farmer answeres (go figure) and the salesman asks for a place to stay.

"Well," the farmer scratches his chin, "I suppose so, but theres just one rule you have to respect..."

The salesman shruggs, "Okay what?"

The farmer nods, "My daughter is really ugly and..."

"WAIT!" The salesman cries, "I'm in the wrong joke!"