An elderly couple went on a cruise. After it was too late to go back the woman realized she had left her hearing aid at home. The room the couple was staying in had bunk beds. The first night at bedtime the man looked to the woman and said "up or down?" she looked at him kinda funny and then proceeded to give him the best sex of his life.
The next night as they were getting ready for bed, he asked again "up or down?" and the same thing happened.
This went on every night of there cruise.
When they got back home the woman immediately found her hearing aid and put it in. That night as they were getting ready for bed the man looked at her and said "up or down?" she looked at him and said "what are you talking about?"
He said " on the cruise every time I asked you up or down, we had incredible sex"
She looked at him and said " you asshole, I thought you were saying, fuck or drown."