A ventriloquist was doing a show while on the road. He was about 20 minutes into the routine when he starts getting into his blonde jokes.

After about 2 minutes of these, a blonde in the back of the room stands up and starts talking. She says, "I'm sick and tired of you people always stereotyping us blondes into stupid people. It's because of people like you that I don't get any respect at work, and why nobody ever takes me seriously!"

So the ventriloquist, starting to feel bad, says, "Gee, I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to offend you, I was just telling a few --"

The blonde interrupts and says "You stay out of this, I'm talking to the little shit on your knee!"