A guy dies, goes to Hell & meets Satan. Satan: "Y so glum?" Guy: "Y do u think!? I'm in Hell!" Satan: "Hell's not so bad, we have lotsa fun down here. U a drinkin’ man?" Guy: "I luv to drink." Satan: "U'll luv Mondays then, all we do is drink!" Guy: "Sweet!" Satan: "U smoke?" Guy: "Yup!” Satan: "Tuesdays we get the world’s finest cigars and smoke our lungs out. Cancer’s no biggie, ur dead!" Guy: "Awesome!" Satan: "I betcha like to gamble." Guy: "Yes!" Satan: "Gamble all u want on Wednesdays. If u go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, ur dead." Guy: "Cool!" Satan: "Drugs?" Guy: "I luv drugs!" Satan: "Thursdays get urself all the drugs u want." Guy: "I didn’t expect Hell to be so cool!" Satan: "R u gay?" Guy: "No." Satan: "Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough..."