A psychiatrist is conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their kids. “You all have obsessions,” he observes.

To the first mother, he says: “You’re obsessed with eating - you’ve even named your daughter Candy.”

He turns to the second mother and says: “Your obsession is money. It shows in your child’s name, Penny.”

He goes to the third mother and says: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows in your child’s name, Brandy.”

The fourth mother then quietly gets up and whispers to her boy: “Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick Willy up from school and go home.”