15 Employees Share Their Funniest Work Stories
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04/12/2023
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Unless you're Jimmy Buffet, do you even enjoy doing work? I can almost guarantee you nobody loves doing their job as much as that guy does.
You never hear of 'work' having a positive connotation. It's always "tomorrow's Monday, gotta go back to work" or "fuck I'm too hungover to work today." Nobody likes work. So when something happens at your place of employment that's entertaining, interesting, juicy, and dramatic, it's kind of a big deal! We've sourced AskReddit for some of the craziest most noteworthy things that have ever happened in the workplace.
From sex scandals to petty coworkers, we've got a little something for every nine-to-fiver out there. So take that 15-minute break a little early today, and enjoy these WTF stories.
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Some girl stuffed her bra in a toilet and then shat on it. I was the janitor. -BakaBasura -
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Many years ago, walking in on my shift manager being done up the arse by her favourite much younger employee. -Shadow_Demon999 -
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A female junior sales employee going to a customer meeting and exchanging business cards. A junior guy in that meeting whom she hadn't talked to during, before or after the meeting sent her a dic pic and and then tried to ask her out. -Ruggiard -
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I worked library security in college and once while making my rounds I saw a chick giving her bf head in one of the book aisles. -Illustrious_King_116 -
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A sixty plus year old Chinese woman giving a blowjob to a teenager in an alley behind the building of my old job. I started taking my smoke breaks out front after that. -dullgreybathmat -
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Someone logged into their personal google account and didn't log back out. He was scrolling through his google photos and got caught with nudes from one of the female colleague. -Speedy-Thunder -
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An old man walked into our break room and pissed on everything in it. Working in retail is *thumbs up* -ClosetHorse -
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Worked in an upscale adult store. We occasionally would have bachelorette parties that would stop by to giggle at the dildos and buy random stuff.
One time a group of women came in and one was clearly more wasted than the others. The bathrooms were locked unless you got a manager/staff with a key so she puked in the water fountain. They definitely had guacamole. -amandamaniac -
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I teach at a university (lecturer). I once dozed off during a final exam. There were 40 or 50 students in the room, and I was the only one in charge of keeping order. Everyone had left when I woke up, and I was alone with a stack of examinations. Even though the pupils were obviously aware of it, I never notified anyone. They don't appear to have complained to the dean or done anything similar. -etrmkop -
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Somebody pooped on the floor the other day. Yay retail! -bookworm519 -
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A co-worker of mine always spit in her future boyfriend's coffee, she was thinking that will make him attracted to her. They are married now. -aylingirl -
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Manager that takes naps in his car on night shift, stole my pear for lunch and lied about stealing my pear. He pulls my stolen pear that was wrapped in a paper towel from his desk to give it back to me. -Quinn_V -
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I worked at a restaurant and we had these decorative stone vases underneath the stairs leading up to the toilets. One closing shift I discovered that someone had vomited in one of the vases, unfortunately a while ago as it was also covered in mould. I decided I didn’t get paid enough for that shit and called a manager to clean it. -WetAssPusheen -
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My roommate told me the following tale. During the height of summer, he was employed by the parking garage at Universal Studios Florida. He decided to herd every single white vehicle to the third floor of the garage at the beginning of the day because he had become tired of his coworkers. The third level was covered in a sea of white cars by the end of the afternoon. The following shift was furious because they had to put in extra time since people were having trouble finding their automobiles. -jojokalee -
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A coworker photocopied his ass and farted on the copier as a joke but ended up shitting a little bit on it. -suplexhell
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