17 Dirty Jokes We TOTALLY Missed
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12/18/2014
In Beloved Films From Our Youth
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Clueless 1995Amber: "Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."Dionne: "Well, there goes your social life." -
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Ratatouille 2007Skinner: "What are you doing in here?"Linguini: "I'm just familiarizing myself with, you know, the vegetables and such."Skinner: "Get out! One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know!" -
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Hocus Pocus 1993Winifred: We desire children.Bus driver: "Hey, that may take me a couple of tries, but I don't think that'd be a problem." -
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Mrs. Doubtfire 1993Mrs. Doubtfire: "Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?"Stu: "Mrs. Doubtfire, please."Mrs. Doubtfire: "Oh, dear, now I'm sorry, am I being a little graphic? I'm sorry. Well, I hope you're up for a little competition. She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It's her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it's like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth...I hope you bring cocktail sauce. She's got the crabs, dear, and I don't mean Dungeness." -
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Big 1988Susan: "Im not sure if we should do this yet. I mean, I like you, and I want to spend the night with you." Josh: "Do you mean sleep over?"Susan: "Well, yeah." Josh: "Okay...but I get to be on top!" -
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The Rugrats Movie 1998Baby 1: Man, they cut my cord.Baby 2: Peeking in diaper Aw, consider yourself lucky. -
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The Emperor's New Groove 2000 "I bet you weren't expecting this." -
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Shrek 2001 Pans up on huge castle.Do you think maybe hes compensating for something? -
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The Santa Clause 1996Charlie: "Youre flying!"Santa Claus: "Its okay, I lived through the 60s." -
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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 2009Let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clam shell to turn a T-Rex into a T-Rachel. -
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Hercules 1997 "And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man, I thought I had problems." -
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Toy Story 2 1999 Fans refer to this as the double-wing boner. -
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Aladdin and the King of Thieves 1996 During a wedding stampede. "I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon." -
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Willy Wonka the Chocolate Factory 1971The snozberries taste like snozberries!Apparently, a snozberry is another word for the head of a penis. -
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Muppet Treasure Island 1996Why does the ocean roar? Give up? You would too if you65279 had crabs on your65279 bottom and oysters in your bed.
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