18 shower thoughts will shake your mind
Nathan Johnson
Published
10/30/2017
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1.
When you smile you are showing as much of your skeleton as possible without injuring yourself. -
2.
Do bald people use shampoo or soap on their heads? -
3.
Isn’t “head over heels” the normal condition? -
4.
You never feel a part of your body till the part has something happen to it -
5.
Someone has to hold the record for having the same cell phone number the longest -
6.
You’ve never seen your real face — only pictures and reflections. -
7.
The human body can create life, but it can’t easily get rid of a freaking eyelash when it gets stuck in your eye. -
8.
If you’re over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world. -
9.
A synonym for dad bod is father figure -
10.
Hanging posters in your bedroom is like advertising something you already love to yourself -
11.
Every time you sit down, it’s a trust fall with the chair. -
12.
Have you ever wondered what people think you look like when they have only heard your voice over the phone? -
13.
Humans cut down bird’s houses to make bird’s houses. -
14.
Celebrities have so much money and they get everything for free -
15.
Snow White would be way funnier with an eighth dwarf named Drunky who just rambled incoherently all the time -
16.
People play board games when they are bored. -
17.
There must be so many unused “before” photos from failed diet attempts. -
18.
There is no better feeling than when you wake up from a bad dream and realize it wasn’t real.
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