"Spreadsheets for days. Miles and miles of spreadsheets."

"Happy hour, is that you?"

"This is literally the smallest cubicle I have ever worked in."

"Just TRY to take my parking space..."

"Don't say a word to me until the weekend."

"I was told there would be an open biscuit bar at the holiday party."

"I started growing my stash for Mo-vember and thought it suited me. Deal with it!"

Snooze button

"I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW WHY THE PRINTER ISN'T WORKING. TALK TO THE I.T. GUY. JUST BECAUSE I SIT CLOSE TO THE STUPID PRINTER DOESN'T MEAN I'M ITS KEEPER."

"Barry, if you ask me if you can borrow my stapler again, I'm going to bite your stupid face off."

"So tired of this "business casual" bandana. Why can't I just walk around in my fur like I do at home?!"

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THE BAD COFFEE IN THIS OFFICE."

"Please tell me it's Friday."

"Is it cool if I just stay up here until it's the weekend?"

"Where is my gin and tonic?"

"This job is giving me an ulcer."

"If I have to sit on hold listening to Vivaldi for ONE more minute..."

"Duuude, I just wanna chill."

"IT'S FRIDAYYYY!!!"

"Whoever called Sunday 'Funday' clearly didn't have a job to go to on Monday."