Came in, 4 hours after saying she was going to the store to buy some milk, shitfaced drunk, and without the milk. She then proceeded to try to stab me to death with scissors when I asked about the milk. Had to call the cops to come get her. After locking herself in her room, and trying to tell the cops the blood in the bathroom (mine) was hers, they finally got her and hauled her away. It was pretty obvious what happened, especially considering I was stone cold sober and bleed

Slept with another guy, got pregnant, had an abortion, and showed proof to me so I’d think she’d aborted my own child. Edit: the proof was medical documentation, not an aborted fetus on my doorstep.

Mother fucker confessed to me that he poked holes in the condom the very last time we had sex in an attempt to get me pregnant. He knew that our relationship was falling apart and thought that was the way to keep me around.. He even went to my family’s house to convince them to be on his side. He was stupid enough to think I would take him back for telling me the truth. I didn’t end up pregnant with his kid. Thank God..

He got a tattoo of my name. Three days after I told him I never want to see him again, and he showed up to my house to show me the tattoo. I slammed the door in his face.

During college I went on one date with a girl I’d met in line at the bookstore, it was a nice dinner followed by drinks at the bar and the night ended at her place, I thought I legitimately liked her. The next evening she called to ask if we could hang out, but I had a birthday party to attend with a bunch of guy friends, and wouldn’t be available. She showed up at the bar we were at and I chatted for a minute but explained I was spending time with the guys, and would call her some other time, she seemed agitated.

The party moved on and I started getting texts from her every 10 minutes for the rest of the night, I responded to none of them, and they got progressively angrier. “You should ditch your friends” “why are you being such a jerk tonight?” “Fuck you asshole” ” I swear I’m not crazy!” “I’m sorry Highlife_BeerGuy, come over and I’ll make it up to you” “Fuck you!” etc etc. The next morning I had received a total of 24 text messages 8 calls, 10 AIM messages. 2 facebooks messages, and one LONG email trying to explain herself. I saw her in passing several times through the rest of college, she usually gave me an angry glare. TL;DR Clinger alert

Ex shit on my porch for a whole week after I broke up with her. Every morning I went out to get the paper and on my door mat was a shit. This only stopped when I involved local law enforcement.

Earlier this year a buddy of mine was contacted by a local police department. Apparently, the ex-bf of his new (for at least a year) girlfriend had put a hit out on the girlfriend, her family, and the new boyfriend (my buddy). To make it worse, the ex-bf is (was) an attorney and had hired a client of his that had been acquitted of murder in 2008.

My ex went out of her way and became friends with my new girl at the time. What makes it even worse, they became best friends. I got the F out.

Dated a guy my senior year of high school who went to a different school, I was 18 and he told me he was 17. I broke it off after I moved away to college. He ended up adding all of my new college friends I was making. He then proceeded to contact all of them to explain how he was 15 when we dated and I was a pedo who liked little boys. I called him and asked what the fuck he was talking about and he explained that if I lost all my new friends and was having a miserable time, then I’d come back home and we would be together.

Told my friends she’d gotten pregnant with my kid & miscarried.

Beat me over the head with a 2×4 20 something times.

A week after I had kicked her out, she walked into my apartment drunk as hell with her new boyfriend and a couple of his friends at 3am. Guess she still had a key. I jumped out of bed, ran into the living room and asked her what the fuck she was doing there.

Her new boyfriend got in my face saying she and I were in a common-law marriage because we had lived together for so long, and they were too drunk to drive back home. So they were gonna sleep in the living room. I threatened to call the police, voices got raised, my ex finally said that they’d be more comfortable sleeping in their car outside. I went back to bed where a new girl was still naked and confused.

Oh this was a doozy. I end up breaking up with her because I find out that she is a coke addict, AND a stripper, and has been sleeping around when not with me. She decides to tell me that shes pregnant with my child. For various reasons I knew this to be untrue, and told her that she can keep it. A few weeks later she comes back and accuses me of giving her Clamydia (also untrue) and threatens to tell all my friends that Im a dirty blah blah blah expletive expletive and she hopes I rot in hell and my dick falls off. Luckily I had gone to the doctors IMMEDIATELY after leaving her ass and got tested for everything under the moon. Was completely clean. I offered to send her the paperwork to prove it and she stopped talking to me. Oh and she punched me in the face twice.

Gave my XBOX a shower complete with shampoo and conditioner ! also threw my sunglasses away and called my mom telling I was a depressive drug user… good times !

My sister is working with a girl who is faking to be engaged to mess with her ex boyfriend. She is putting it all over social media so her boyfriend isn’t the only one who is thinking she is engaged. She is supposed to break off the “engagement” in a month.

Ex wife made a fb account for her cat after we had separated. Found out from a friend so i logged in to see the ridiculousness of it all. The cat had me blocked.

My so and I were freshmen in college at the same university when we split. She reported me to the dean of students for assaulting and stalking her, neither of which I did. I got called to the dean’s office later that week and I told him my side of the story. They launched an investigation into the matter and expelled her for reporting false information.

Nothing too drastic outside the whole “I might be pregnant” bullshit. But she did offer me a Wii the next Christmas (this was 2007) if I stayed with her. Still not sure if I should have held out for it…