We get how hard it can be to keep up with the news. And so, we’ve gathered some hilarious and outlandish headlines that will allow you to be both a highly informed and entertained citizen.

For instance, one man decided to keep the streets drug-free by calling the police on his own meth-cooking operation. That’s a level of self-awareness that only drug-induced paranoia can provide. Meanwhile, if you ever feel bad about putting your foot in your mouth at a social gathering, Prince William is here to make you feel better about yourself. At the BAFTAs, William, who is also the president of the awards, admitted to an actress that he hadn’t seen her movie but said that it “looked like great fun.”

Scroll down to see why such an obligatory compliment couldn’t have been more tone deaf and horrifying — we apologize in advance for the royal case of secondhand cringe you will experience from it.