“Car crashed into my business that was supposed to have its grand opening in 4 days.”

“Car parked outside chemical plant that had a fire.”

“Didn’t know I bought an ice cream cake and put it in the fridge.”

“I passed out while I was walking to the bathroom and I chipped both of my front teeth.”

“Not only was my car broken into… but they emptied an ENTIRE FIRE EXTINGUISHER into it as well.”

“My cat bit me last night. Im now at the Doctor’s office because its infected and i can’t move it.”

“Bought a Subaru yesterday…took it out for our first drive and got hit with a rock. Now I need a new windshield.”

“After a shit-tastic day at work, was really pleased to find that my left-behind charger had arrived in the mail. Because I am my own worst enemy, I hastily opened the package with scissors.”

“Booked a hotel with a “game room” as a key feature…. Its just a foosball table in the lobby.”

“We drove literally 2 1/2 hours with our 7 meter long mobile home trough the tiniest roads to have the best view of Monaco.”

“My dad texted me at 1:30 this morning after his neighbors came pounding on his door to tell him his van was on fire.”

“Preheated the oven without knowing someone else was using it to prove bread in a tupperware box.”

“My essay i left in my pocket that went through the washing machine.”