The people of Britain have done a lot. 

They’ve conquered a good portion of the world, kept their Queen alive far longer than anyone expected, and drank tea and beer in insane amounts. It’s undeniable those little islanders are an accomplished group. The trade-off for this is that they all look really weird.

Honestly, we don’t know how they turned out like this. Maybe it’s the fact that they don’t care about their teeth, their island gets no sun, or it could be that they’re all related. Whatever the case, some British people look like experiments that escaped from the dungeons of Her Majesty.