Don't say we didn't warn you.

EBW does not assume any liability for a deterioration in your mental state and/or physical wellbeing upon consumption of these cursed images. We don't necessarily "pay" our "staff" much, but you better believe we pay the s**t out of our lawyers so you can rest assured this is airtight legalese.

Ok, so they aren't actually lawyers because they didn't pass the bar, but they are the SHARPEST dropouts Harvard Legal School had to offer.

Ok, they aren't the sharpest dropouts, but they did go to Harvard Legal School. Just not the one near Boston. This one's in Peoria, IL.

Ok, so apparently it's just Jim's nephew who loves watching 'Boston Legal.' Please, please don't sue us. We have families... who hate us.