Though fire safety may seem relatively straightforward — stop, drop, and roll, don't leave candles unattended, refrain shoving a flaming rag into a bottle of vodka (unless you're throwing it into the home of your mortal enemy) — some bits still get lost in translation. Just ask the indoor-smoking, underwear-microwaving, gasoline-igniting folks who nearly burned down their houses — or other locales — after throwing common sense to the wind. 

From throwing a flaming oven mitt in a drawer to attempting to deep-fry a frozen turkey ... indoors, here, 25 firefighters share the dumbest ways they've ever seen someone start a fire.