Of all the experiences that define the American spirit — tipping over a Rascal scooter at Walmart, flushing a dead goldfish and shelling out thousands of dollars for a trip to the doctor — there's one that screams peak patriotism: Drinking Sweet Baby Ray's barbeque sauce straight from a soft drink soda fountain. And what better way to wash down the Founding Fathers' beverage than with the day's best Twitter posts? 

From a shrimp actually frying rice to a Minion murder confession, here are the 33 funniest tweets from this Monday that we're all enjoying so much.