It's been a tough three days defined by waking up, logging onto your laptop, and pretending to complete the Herculean task of sending one (1) email during your eight-hour workday. The good news? The end is in sight. It's Thursday, which not only means we're one day away from the weekend, but that we've got a whole bunch of fresh tweets to help you pass the time. 

From a John Lennon impersonator's diet to the stadium calling, here are 24 of today's funniest Tweets.