Now that the kids have been put to bed and the dishes have been done it's time for some late-night meme action. Don't worry about tomorrow for what we do tonight will echo through our dreams. 

We're tired of eclipse memes, so don't worry there will be none of that here. In fact, we're tired of all of the trending topical discourse, and so nothing here is news, or important to the world at large in any way. 

Well, unless you're wearing long nails and still using toilet paper. If you're one of those people I have questions for you.