After nearly a week of back and forth between rap legends Kendrick Lamar and Drake, Drizzy has finally managed to doth protest too much. On Sunday, the Canadian artist released his latest diss track aimed at K-dot, "The Heart Part Six." A Play on Lamar's ongoing "The Heart" series, the track is one described as a modern hip-hop rendition of Danny DeVito's "Do Not Diddle Kids" song from It's Always Sunny In Philadephia, defined by Drake doing his damndest to convince Kung-Fun Kennty — and anyone willing to listen — that he's like, actually not a pedo, you guys.

"I never been with no one underage, but now I understand why this the angle that you really mess with," he raps during the five-and-a-half minute track, before boasting a strange trust of the American justice system, promising that "If I was f—king young girls, I promise I'd have been arrested."

"Drake is not a name that you gon' see on no — offender list, Eazy-Duz-It" he later adds, seemingly forgetting his government name is Aubrey Graham.

From Drizzy's long-documented thirst for teens to the Millie Bobby Brown of it all, here are 22 memes and reactions to Drake's promises he's never diddled kids.