Live traffic updates and public transit information are only the tip of the iceberg for Google Maps. If American UI designer Soren Iverson had his way, the GPS app would adopt a brand new feature: automatically ratting you out to the cops if you're even one mile per hour over the speed limit. But don't worry, these tweets will never send your exact coordinates to the fuzz — even when you're going 100 in a 50 zone. 

From crack pipes in crevices to the karmic connection between Drake and Chrenobyl's fourth reactor, here are the 27 funniest tweets from this Friday that fry up crispy and brown.