Here are the best tweets from the past twenty-four hours. It’s Halloween, but it’s a Thursday, so if you’re an adult in any sense, you’re probably working and not trick-or-treating. Either way, you don’t have time today to find some of the best stuff this site has to offer, so we’re rounding it all up for you.

In keeping with the spooky season of today, we’ve got some graves with messed-up names, some funny costumes, and warnings to stay safe from the monsters that will be prowling the streets tonight. All that with some funny randoms, should distract you from the constant door-knocking today that we all ignore.