If you’re successfully hiding from your kids right now, we have the perfect break from toddler zoomies, lunchtime apple slicing, or after-school math homework help. Whatever age your pride of joy is, we can probably bet you are tired and depleted and in need of memes that see you and your plight.

Raising the next generation is hard work already but no one mentions how absolutely sassy children are. Few people can tear down your adult self-esteem with an adorably high voice while soiling their pants.

If kids say the darnest things, well parents post some of the more outrageous things their kids say online. And both parents and the strategically childless are glad for that. Catch up on all the funniest parental tweets and memes and have a giggle before reporting back to your premature overlord watching Bluey.