Though Martin Scorsese may have secured his place in Hollywood history by directing classics like Goodfellas, Casino, and The Wolf of Wall Street, there is one thing he can't do: Beat Sesame Street resident Bert in an eyebrow off. 

But regardless of whether or not your brows are as thick, luscious and unilateral as Ernie's bestie — or good 'ol Marty — one thing is certain: These tweets are plucking hilarious. 

From Colombia's tribute to Chet Hanks to vegan meat pics, here are the 32 funniest tweets from today, Tuesday, September 3, 2024.