Sadly for all of us, the weekend is over. But while you were all out and about watching movies, getting in the Halloween spirit, or just rotting on the couch, funny tweets were being written.

Over the weekend many sat and spent 3 hours of their day devouring Martin Scorcese’s Killer of The Flower Moon, and had many thoughts (and tips) about surviving that runtime. There was a beautiful thread about the magical properties of men’s very yellow pillows and a campaign to allow Elon Musk’s stupid ideas in hopes of eventually bankrupting him. And of course, the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce saga is still going with sports broadcast producers using data to track Kelce’s performance when Ms. Swift is in the stands.

So before you get bogged down by all your Monday responsibilities, crack into these funny tweets and see what you missed out on this weekend.