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Featured 01/14/2012
2011: The Year Beyond Words
- Who lives in MN and wants to get me high as a stewardesses twat?
- Jan, 15 2012 02:49am

Featured 01/14/2012
2011: The Year Beyond Words
- A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
- Jan, 15 2012 02:33am

Featured 01/14/2012
2011: The Year Beyond Words
- A black man invented peanut butter. People put peanut butter on their genitals so dogs will lick them. Therefore, black people are responsible for beastiality.
- Jan, 15 2012 02:31am

Featured 01/14/2012
2011: The Year Beyond Words
- I have never come across a more unfunny group of assholes. I mean seriously, I went through all of the comments for this video, and maybe 1% of them were actually about the video. You all sit in your mom's basement eating hot pockets and playing xbox probably. And what's with all the goddamn cats? Jeans or whatever you call them....I have no interest in ever coming back to this place, and i suggest you all leave and do the same. This is like a cancer of the internet.
- Jan, 15 2012 02:28am

Featured 01/14/2012
2011: The Year Beyond Words
- Congrats you know how google works
- Jan, 15 2012 02:27am

Featured 01/14/2012
2011: The Year Beyond Words
- you like that, you motherfucker? plenty of bigger and better assholes than you have tried fucking with me on this site and they're ALL GONE. you and your fucking faggot brigade of pals/alternate profiles better just back the fuck off. you will NEVER outwit me, you will NEVER win the favor of the masses against me, you will NEVER EVER EVER EVER best me at this. do you understand? i'm a veteran with two advanced degrees and a pretty clever motherfucker to boot. i'm banking on your overwhelming sense of self-satisfaction that you won't listen, you'll just keep trying to best me with weak-ass gay jokes and childish jabs and i will still come out on top. have fun out there and above all else, stay safe...
- Jan, 15 2012 02:25am

Featured 01/14/2012
2011: The Year Beyond Words
- I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
- Jan, 15 2012 02:23am

2011: The Year Beyond Words