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    • How Not To Put Up A Closet
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      • I am 32 years old, born in 1977, and am a straight female juggalo! I'm strictly dickly and I am with a real man who doesn't feel that he has to have an anorexic skank on his arm to prove himself to other males. He proves his manhood in the ring. He's a boxer, and is also my soul mate, known here as BoxerLife5150.
      • Jan, 5 2012 10:48pm
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      Featured 01/05/2012

    • How Not To Put Up A Closet

      • A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
      • Jan, 5 2012 10:41pm
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      • About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse. Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret. My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to mother
      • Jan, 5 2012 10:37pm
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      • Oh congratulations, I hope you feel better about yourself you smug dickhead. I'll admit, you might have got a few people to go along with that little charade, but not as many as you think. I bet you must feel like you're really smart, huh? Well i have news for you Einstein, you're just another basement dwelling, asexual smart ass who has to "prank" people on the internet because you don't have the gumption to mess with somebody in the real world. Really, you must be one lonely fucker, sittin' there with your cock in hand fucking your palm to some large breasted woman you would NEVER in a million years get to even touch. You're not smarter than anyone, you're not clever, you're just a pompous asshole that needs to make people feel inferior on the internet to make up for that sad and sexless excuse that you call your "life"
      • Jan, 5 2012 10:30pm
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