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    • Car Goes Off Bridge
      Featured 11/10/2012

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      • I've lived in that fuckin shed since I was 6 years old and it didn't just fall down on it's own, it got smashed down by a fuckin drunk shit hustler. Fuckin shit twister and that big dirty onion ring bastard Randy.
      • Nov, 11 2012 04:47am
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      Featured 11/10/2012

    • Car Goes Off Bridge

      • Inside your wiener are a bunch of little eggs. You find yourself a girl, you put your wiener in her and you squish out all your eggs by peeing in her. And then the eggs grow into a baby and she pushes them out with her poop. If she doesn't push them out, the baby will get too big and crawl out of her mouth. When the babies first come out, they eat boobs.
      • Nov, 11 2012 04:25am
    • Flaming Guitar Headshot
      Featured 10/22/2012

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      • About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse. Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret. My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outrig
      • Oct, 23 2012 07:53am
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      Featured 10/22/2012

    • Flaming Guitar Headshot

      • Inside your wiener are a bunch of little eggs. You find yourself a girl, you put your wiener in her and you squish out all your eggs by peeing in her. And then the eggs grow into a baby and she pushes them out with her poop. If she doesn't push them out, the baby will get too big and crawl out of her mouth. When the babies first come out, they eat boobs.
      • Oct, 23 2012 07:42am
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I can take shits the size of Dinty Moore beef stew cans.

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