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    • I Want You To Hit Me As Hard As You Can - Redux
    • I Want You To Hit Me As Hard As You Can...

      • 1) I'm assuming I have a gun in order to do this? Probably not. Suicide is deplorable. Instead, I would probably go down fighting and hope they killed me in the process. 2) I wasn't sure what to think at the time, since the technology was still so new. Blu-Ray was superior, looking back on it. 3) Armageddon bad. 4) Deli. I prefer the spicy brown myself. 5) Not really, as the organs never belonged to a living creature in the past. But then again, I'm also of the belief that eating unborn fetuses is on par with eating sun dried tomatoes.
      • Jan, 29 2011 11:34pm
    • I Want You To Hit Me As Hard As You Can - Redux
    • I Want You To Hit Me As Hard As You Can...

      • 1) Is the pope Catholic? 2) It adds to the power behind the swing, but maybe it would be more entertaining if they laughed every time they hit the ball. 3) To make up for the fact that older women like pussies. 4) The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals. 5) Wheat. White tastes like bleached assholes. 6) Only if you want it to take 40 years to pop your popcorn.
      • Jan, 26 2011 04:21pm
    • Tag Along
    • Tag Along

      • Good structure, and very nice flow. I liked this a little better than that other one. Once you include more tits, you'll be well on your way.
      • Jan, 26 2011 01:46am
    • My First Crush on a Teacher
    • My First Crush on a Teacher

      • Yeah, you said her nose bounced off the seat after a solid donkeypunching, and that's the reason why she looks the way she does.
      • Jan, 25 2011 07:32pm

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