Top
    • GOD

    • GOD

      • Oh you poor diluted fuck... and when you don't believe God exists, why do you keep referring to God as 'she'? Yeah, I know, we all evolved from apes (not monkeys), that's why apes are still hanging around not evolving into the next phase of neolithic or paleolithic man. Get some faith in your life and realize that science won't explain everything. There is much that man is not meant to realize, and evidently even more that you are not meant to understand.
      • Aug, 19 2010 08:03am
    • best joke ever

    • best joke ever

      • This guys parents are evidently fraternal twins.
      • Aug, 19 2010 07:57am
    • best joke ever

    • best joke ever

      • Pal, you couldn't win if you were in competition with yourself.
      • Aug, 19 2010 07:56am
    • best joke ever

    • best joke ever

      • ^ if you're dick's anything like your joke, it will suck itself. And if your fucking is anything like your grammar, you couldn't hit the G-spot on a 12 pound pussy you illiterate fuck.
      • Aug, 19 2010 07:55am
    • 15 hilarious pick-up lines

    • 15 hilarious pick-up lines

      • Best line that I've heard that allowed the most screwing I've ever seen was when Obama was sworn in. I lost count of how many millions he's fucked in less than 2 years...
      • Aug, 19 2010 07:51am
    • Why Buy the Cow - - UPDATE!!!

    • Why Buy the Cow - - UPDATE!!!

      • Yeah, except for the pig comes with a paycheck that most cows enjoy. The sausage is still unemployed. The reason this one will never stick is because without the milk, cows are udderly useless.
      • Aug, 19 2010 07:46am
    • Jew vs. Canoe

    • Jew vs. Canoe

      • Holy shit, that's better than 'Tipping' is not a city in Japan!
      • Aug, 19 2010 07:44am
4 5 6 7 8

matman747

Avatar
  • 36 Uploads
  • 1 Followers
  • Profile Views: 30,818
  • Media Views: 565,357
  • Media Watched: 1,490
  • Media Featured: 2
  • Media Favorited: 2
  • Last Login: 32 weeks ago
  • User Since: Dec 29, 2009

About Me

Construction Sales Wizard

Saving the World 1 client at a time...

eRep Stats i

Points and Levels
326k eRep Points
2 Earned Today
1134 Overall Rank