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Pervert sees the light
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A pirate's life
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Worlds most expensive cars.
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Big grey
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bitchy
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Not worth the click
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close call
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drunken antics
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pain in the ass
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accidental admission
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food for thought
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what a freak
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bed wetter
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Down in Mexico
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holy cock
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mexican madness
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duck and dive
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puppy love
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table manners
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take the piss
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round it goes
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wizard of Oz
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little accident
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big softie
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forgetful fellow
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widow's wisecrack
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birds of a feather?
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fencing
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steamy windows
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second opinion
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very bunny.....
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clucking mad
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jehovah jehovah
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give them a wave
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eating habits
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priests denial
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explorer lets it slip
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Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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