I never thought I’d feel self-conscious about my mailbox. When one buys a house, they’ll typically just go for the standard mailbox. After all, who the hell do I need to impress with the vessel in which I receive my mail?

However, some people want a unified image of their home. They’re not content with the standard “black tube with a little red flag”; instead, they want something with a little je ne sais quoi, an object that says they have a lot of money and they don’t know how to spend it. This man on rollerblades has noticed these people — and now, he’s here to roast them.