Most people see a free gift and think, “Hey, nice!”

Not this guy. If one isn’t supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth, this guy grabbed the horse by the snout, yanked open its jaw and demanded an individual explanation about every single one of its teeth.

Is this staged? My natural skepticism would say yes, but at the same time, I had a pretty similar interaction with one of these dudes after they handed me a bottle with a picture of Joe Rogan’s face on it, so we’ll just say the jury’s still out.