Monkeys apparently like children more than you'd think, but the kids probably don't feel the same.

This isn't the first time a monkey has tried to nab a kid, so it makes you wonder whether these furry little guys want to turn kids into the next George of the Jungle or boil them down into a tasty dinner.

Either way, the real question is who's making those little motorcycles for the monkeys? Someone's gotta find that guy and put a stop to it immediately.