No matter how much people try to shame the first son for loving crack, you will never convince me that he isn't one of us. Between his Squiretel stuffed featured in his sex tapes, to his aviator-shaded drug binges, Hunter Biden being a recovering crackhead, makes him a true red-blooded American.

And the people of NOLA knows this better than most. Mardi Gras has since concluded and this year, like most years was surely a wild party, one that even featured our beloved crack-smoking kindred spirit, Hunter, as the head of his own float. No