New York, never change.

If you’ve never been to the city before, the Big Apple is a magical place where anything can happen. One day, you’re watching a couple bang in Battery Park; another, you’re looking at two people scream at each other over parking spaces, all while paying 98 percent of your monthly income to stay in a tiny bedroom 20 minutes from the nearest subway line. The American Dream!

The video below shows one of the many wonderful things that can happen in the city. This dude tried to squeeze into another man’s go at the turnstile, resulting in both of them fighting. Then, two dudes use the opportunity to rob him. He probably wishes he would have just paid the $3.25.