When you gotta go, you gotta go.

If you’ve got an upset stomach but can’t quite poop, you never know what’s going to be the one food or drink that sends you over the edge and onto the seat.

For this man, it appears to have been a beer, and the resultant shit was so explosive that he had to kiss his flip flops goodbye. Seriously, his spray landed everywhere but the hole. Get better aim next time — and try eating more fiber!