This old fella has songs to sing. Sure, he’s not the best singer — he’ll be the first to admit that — but gosh darn it, he’s got a songbird inside of him that he wants to let out! He also, uh, wouldn’t mind if you’re a woman who wants to bang him.

His Instagram page is full of videos of him performing his (potentially improvised) songs, typically directed at the woman reading this right now. These classic tunes contain such lyrics as “I wish I could hold you and show you what I could do with you and make love to you every day,” as well as the endlessly-catchy “Until I meet you again, just keep smiling, and think about me, and you’ll smile.”

Buddy, I’m smiling already!