Eric Adams, the current mayor of New York City, is probably going to jail. But before he goes, we thought it would be nice to go back and relive some of his best moments. For example, remember when he compared cheese addiction to heroin addiction? Or how about the time he bragged about New York getting trash cans — an innovation pretty much every other city has had for literal centuries?

Now, let’s look back on a personal favorite: The time he tried to tell concerned parents about all the places kids could be hiding contraband. That’s not a jewelry box, that’s a makeshift gun storage locker! And that picture frame? That’s just a place to hide bullets! Whoever’s kid this is, they’ve got a lot of problems.