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      Featured 02/01/2012

    • Alaska Wakeboarding

      • About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse. Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret. My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to mother.
      • Feb, 2 2012 08:14am
    • Alaska Wakeboarding
      Featured 02/01/2012

    • Alaska Wakeboarding

      • You should feel blessed that I actually read one of your comments. I'm so used to just noticing your avatar and skipping over whatever your worthless ass has to say. Everything I have ever read from you has been nothing but trite, useless bullshit. I shouldn't even be wasting my time replying to you, but I thought that you should know right now how much I loathe you. You are a piece of shit. You are a fucking stain on the world. You think you are witty, but you haven't even reached to title of pseudo-intellectual. You spend hours on this website doing nothing but wasting your time and you should feel extremely embarrassed for doing so. I don't hope you leave and get yourself a life. You don't fucking deserve one. I hope you stay here on this website, commenting and making an ass out of yourself, for the rest of your miserable life. Stay here and rot, you pathetic fucking dweeb.
      • Feb, 2 2012 08:09am
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